Saturday, January 28, 2006

 

Let's Review My Predictions

Way back on November 22, I predicted the entire season as follows:

UMKC: HL
Arkansas: HL
Davidson: HL
Texas A&M-Corpus Christi: HW
Furman: W
Illinois: HLOEP
Eastern Illinois: W
Oakland: W
Louisiana-Monroe: W
Oklahoma State: HL
Oklahoma: HL
Colorado: HW
Kansas: HLOEP
K-State: HL
Iowa State: L
Nebraska: L
Texas: HL
Texas Tech: HL
Baylor: HL
K-State: W
Kansas: HLOEPESOMITIALOFAQROOFU
Texas A&M: W
Colorado: HL
Iowa State: HL
Nebraska: W

10-18, See You Later Quin Snyder (counting first round loss in Big XII Tounament)

HL=Humiliating Loss, humiliating either because the opponent is terrible or we lose by a wide margin
HW=Humiliating Win, we squeak one out against a terrible opponent
HLOEP=Humiliating Loss of Epic Proportions, self explanatory
W=Should have won and did
L=Should have lost and did, but wasn't a complete route
HLOEPESOMITIALOFAQROOFU=Humiliating Loss of Epic Proportions Entire State Of Missouri Is Thrown Into A Lake Of Fire And Quin Rides Off On Four Unicorns, self explanatory

It appears Quin will not let me down. I won't change my predictions, but I'm starting to think K-State and Nebraska might be losses. At best, I think we'll split. Just a little while longer and the Snyder era is officially a bad memory.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

 

Apathy

Frankly, I've had a hard time updating this site due to apathy. It seems this team is what they have appeared to be all season...terrible. Yes they beat a couple of struggling, equally terrible Big XII teams, but their true terrible status was exposed this past week in blowout losses to K-State and Iowa State at home.

The home loss was the worst in 45 years. The last loss that was worse than last night, JFK was president, Ward Cleaver was in style and no one had heard of The Beatles. This in Quin Snyder's 7th year. Terrible.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

 

The Quinholm Syndrome

The Quinholm Syndrome is when fans over time become sympathetic to their captor, Quin Snyder. It happens when a coach takes a team to historic depths and occassionally pulls a game (or a couple of games, see the Elite 8 run) out of his meat muffins. When the latter occurs, said coach is praised as a hero; a savior of the program. The fanbase is kept captive through this perpetual cycle of submersion with sudden bursts of air. The fanbase is so grateful for the air, they praise their captor.

Monday, January 16, 2006

 

Battle of the Coaches Who Want To Be Fired

What a game that was. Each team did what they could to choke away the game, but in the end, KU retained supremacy in that category. Congrats to Quin. I still want you fired, though.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

 

Another KU Game Marred by Quin Snyder

Aside from KU owning Quin Snyder during his stay at Mizzou, Quin finished off the Hearnes Center with a crushing defeat to KU in front of every living Missouri dignitary known to man, including Mr. Hearnes, himself. The nightmare continues as Quin takes on the Beaks two days after losing to hapless Colorado at home. I'm as excited as a beaurocrat. Yay.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

 

My Dream

This is a completely true story. Last night I had a weird dream. It was apocalyptic in nature. I looked up into a darkened sky and say an endless stream of unicorns flying overhead. I called to them and two came down to see me. I'm not exactly sure what it all means, but I do know that I've never had a unicorn dream before.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

 

I'm Responsible for Mizzou's Turnaround

Last year for several weeks I donned a KU logo on Tigerboard in an effort to jinx the beaks. We all know what happened. Bucknell. Day after day I showed my face next to the blue KU. It was like Superman and kryptonite, but I took it for the team. Now I have single handedly transformed Snyder from worm food to Lazarus the Phoenix. I'm still guessing it will be more like Frankenstein, though.

 

Has Snyder Heard of the Phrase "You make your bed..."?

Missouri basketball coach Quin Snyder whined at the Big 12 media conference this week about being limited in his recruiting. He implied that he wasn't allowed to recruit KU star Brandon Rush due to academic concerns. Quin instead should have been thanking the Missouri athletic department that he wasn't fired after six years of scandal, probation, terrible performances and plummeting interest in the program. Despite the damage he has wreaked on the program, Snyder continues to have the opportunity to do well at Missouri. Any limits he has are a direct result of his lack of discretion and leadership.

Monday, January 09, 2006

 

First Quality Win in 13 Tries has Quinophiles Crowing

Three words: Sam Houston State. We'll see how Quin does the rest of the season, but beating a young, mediocre OSU team at home used to be non-news.

Friday, January 06, 2006

 

Quin Snyder's Last Remaining Fan Steps Forward

Here. "I thought it was critical to show coach we still support him. By we, I mean me," said mu4ever.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

 


Monday, January 02, 2006

 

Thanks Brad Smith

Brad Smith gave long suffering Missouri fans a special memory last Friday. It's in the books and can't be taken away. Just remember that, folks, when you're lamenting how cursed you think this program is. A guy like Brad Smith comes along and devotes four years of work for your Missouri Tigers. Gary Pinkel had already earned more time at Mizzou, but hopefully this win silences his remaining critics, or at least puts them on the shelf for a while.

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