At least 25 times a day someone says something like "So I heard so and so's real estate agent was sited in Columbia today..." or "So and so was seen house hunting in Columbia..." We get it. We all get it. It was funny the first 400 times I heard it. Now it makes me want to break things. If you're not a particularly clever person, then accept it and don't try to be clever because chances are you're just making people like me angry.