As you know, I was suspended by a certain moderator on a certain message board under specious circumstances. To make matters worse, they have scheduled a war crimes trial after hours on a Friday. My suspension is until 4:30 pm...on a Friday, at which time my peers will be passed out under an overpass from their usual Friday afternoon activities. I quote from the Declaration of Independence:

"[King George]He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures."

Nations have declared war for such acts of fundamental unfairness and inhumanity. Moreover, I have received no list of charges, no access to counsel nor have I received any discovery from the prosecution.

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